The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend’s take on Bing and Bowie’s “Little Drummer Boy”. Merry Christmas, Venturoos!

A very cannibal Christmas - on this day in 1972, a Christmas dinner featuring co-pilot a la mode kept these crash survivors “Alive”.
8 days later, I was born into this godforsaken world of cannibals (New Year’s Eve Baby right here).


From Aqua Teen Hunger Force’s hysterical “Have a Meaty Little Christmas”

Welcome to the X-Men, Santa Claus-
HOPE YOU SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE!!!*
*(above art is from The Last Christmas, by the talent trifecta of Brian Posehn, Rick Remender and Gerry Duggan)
Merry Marvel Mutant X-Mas to one and all, from Comics Cavern and blogger/artist (proposal for new word = “blartist”. Who’s with me?) Marvel Smartass!
We wish everyone a Crispy Christmas, Hoppin’ Hanukkah, Kickin’ Kwanzaa, and a Rockin’ Ramadan. I’m gonna break out the old Mr. Magoo Christmas special and celebrate Christmas the old-fashioned way - by laughing at a handicapped senior citizen.
Happy Twelve Days of Uncanny X-Mas, one and all!

Gosh darn it, Cyclops - I specifically asked for a Zhu Zhu Hamster for Christmas! I did NOT ask for a giant monster lizard thing!
Serves me right for giving my X-Mas list to a guy who sees everything through a bright red smear. Besides, I’m Jewish, I should be celebrating Hanukkah, but it’s hard enough trying to fit in with this band of freaks and misfits.
Oh well, I’m sure this will pass and I’ll live a long and happy life. I DEFINITELY won’t end up in some giant bullet, flying through space forever. That would totally suck. I mean, what would be worse, dying of starvation, or surviving long enough to go through menopause trapped inside of a flying metal hell?
I’m sure glad I’ll never have to find out!
Happy Holidays from Comics Cavern and Marvel Smartass, who have banded together to bring you The 12 Days of Uncanny X-Mas!

Awesome homemade stop-motion Batman Christmas Video!
Twas The Dark Knight Before Christmas - Created by someone with a secret identity of his own: ItsJustSomeRandomGuy.
