Vietnamese zombie hookers. It just doesn’t get any better than this!
Alvin's Going Through His Berlin Phase!
Jeezus H. Jones on a unicycle, look what I stumbled upon while looking online for the premiere date of Ashes to Ashes season 3!
Remember “The Christmas Song”? Alvin don’t want a hulu hoop anymore - he’s jonesing for something a little bit stronger.
Jubilee: Wanted for crimes against fashion including but not limited to:
- cargo pants held in place by a spikey belt
- a pink low cut belly top/flasher trenchcoat combo
- sunglasses too tasteless for words
- wearing a drummer glove on one hand and a ripped up piece of fabric on the other arm
- Being like 35 years old and looking like a mentally challenged tween, complete with omnipresent bubble gum that screams “Calling all pedophiles - be my friend on MySpace!”
If found, do not engage, as her fashion sense is extremely dangerous. Any sightings should be immediately reported to Norman Osborn or Tim Gunn.
Seriously, Martha Johansson has better fashion sense than this chick. Martha’s a brain in a bowl, accessorized with radioactive syringes. Hey, it’s a look.
![This all really happened on Fox Nation today. Both the funny-scary caption, and this exact quote:
“Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives. […] Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery.”
The Great Satan shall never get to second base again! Why are the best comedy writers working at Fox News? This is a million times funnier than Till Death!
Can you believe that god-awful show is still on the air? We get it, he’s got a funny voice, he’s the brother from Raymond! We just don’t care! We want boobie bombs!](../tumblr_kx90f6uTk11qaqmn1o1_250.jpg)
This all really happened on Fox Nation today. Both the funny-scary caption, and this exact quote:
“Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives. […] Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery.”
The Great Satan shall never get to second base again! Why are the best comedy writers working at Fox News? This is a million times funnier than Till Death!
Can you believe that god-awful show is still on the air? We get it, he’s got a funny voice, he’s the brother from Raymond! We just don’t care! We want boobie bombs!
How to Dress for a Job Interview the Batman Way
Holy mortgage crisis, Batman! The crime rate in Gotham may be down, but unemployment rates are sky-high. Fortunately, Bats is more versatile than most people think - he’s much more than just a gritty voice and a utility belt loaded with bat-goodies.
He’s also a life coach!
He’s really let himself go, but that’s no reason not to pay attention as he guides you through the process of dressing your best for a job interview.
Remember - you don’t get a second chance to make a first impression. So no hockey pants!!!
