Jubilee: Wanted for crimes against fashion including but not limited to:

• cargo pants held in place by a spikey belt
• a pink low cut belly top/flasher trenchcoat combo
• sunglasses too tasteless for words
• wearing a drummer glove on one hand and a ripped up piece of fabric on the other arm
• Being like 35 years old and looking like a mentally challenged tween, complete with omnipresent bubble gum that screams “Calling all pedophiles - be my friend on MySpace!”

If found, do not engage, as her fashion sense is extremely dangerous. Any sightings should be immediately reported to Norman Osborn or Tim Gunn.

Seriously, Martha Johansson has better fashion sense than this chick. Martha’s a brain in a bowl, accessorized with radioactive syringes. Hey, it’s a look.