Uh, hello, ACORN Pimp? Yeah, It’s Seville, whattup dawg? Listen… Mr. A wants to schedule an over/under with Brittany, and Mr. T wants Eleanor to - I think his exact words were “take her nuts out of their hiding place”. Yeah, they were on tour in Bangkok recently, and now he’s into all kinds of freaky s**t.

Oh, and Mr. S says he’ll pay extra if Jeanette lets him pee on her.


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Alvin's Going Through His Berlin Phase!

Jeezus H. Jones on a unicycle, look what I stumbled upon while looking online for the premiere date of Ashes to Ashes season 3!

Remember “The Christmas Song”? Alvin don’t want a hulu hoop anymore - he’s jonesing for something a little bit stronger.


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