Wow. Can you say “Felicia Day wannabe?”

This prefabricated humanoid (possibly Cylon?) is the host of “The Tester”, a new reality show premiering on the PlayStation Network.

Here’s hoping the show is more imaginative than whoever cast/crafted its host.

“The Tester” also features these guys:

I have no comment one way or the other about David Jaffe, but Hal Sparks looks like the world’s biggest dildo.

Like, literally.

The Guild - coming to comics courtesy of Dark Horse in March!

Oh Felica Day, behold what you hath wrought!

Buffy Animated: It almost happened.

What would have been the greatest cartoon of all time was nixed by puffy, timid network execs - this was before they knew that stuff like The Guild and Dr. Horrible would soon make them redundant - who actually feared that children would become pagan witch demon-worshipers if exposed to this sort of material. Despite hundreds of years of fairy tales about witches who EAT kids, and blackbirds who peck out wicked stepsisters eyes producing perfectly well-adjusted kids - no, Buffy Animated would be the instrument of the apocalypse.

Keep in mind, this was during the creepy G.W. Bush era that everyone is suddenly so inexplicably nostalgic over.

Check out the Buffy awesomeness, and dream with me of what might have been.