“I also reviewed the dossiers on the skipper, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, and the rest. They’re all here - ♫ in Osborn’s files! ♫”

“I also reviewed the dossiers on the skipper, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, and the rest. They’re all here - ♫ in Osborn’s files! ♫”


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Not a dream!  Not a hoax!  Not an  imaginary tale!  Actually, these are all imaginary tales, they should  really stop saying that they’re not.  Kids are gonna grow up all warped,  taking this comics stuff way too seriously, and, like, blogging about  it or something… ahem.
In the wake of Siege, all 4 Avengers titles, will - super-swear - be  canceled.
New Avengers Mighty Avengers Dark Avengers Avengers:  The Initiative
Buh-bye, effective April 2010.
Such a shame, too, none of  those titles were running out of steam at all, they were just hitting  their stride.
sarcasmA form of irony in which  apparent praise conceals another, scornful meaning. For example, a  sarcastic remark directed at a person who consistently arrives fifteen  minutes late for appointments might be, “Oh, you’ve arrived exactly on  time!”

Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an imaginary tale! Actually, these are all imaginary tales, they should really stop saying that they’re not. Kids are gonna grow up all warped, taking this comics stuff way too seriously, and, like, blogging about it or something… ahem.

In the wake of Siege, all 4 Avengers titles, will - super-swear - be canceled.

New Avengers
Mighty Avengers
Dark Avengers
Avengers: The Initiative

Buh-bye, effective April 2010.

Such a shame, too, none of those titles were running out of steam at all, they were just hitting their stride.

sarcasm

A form of irony in which apparent praise conceals another, scornful meaning. For example, a sarcastic remark directed at a person who consistently arrives fifteen minutes late for appointments might be, “Oh, you’ve arrived exactly on time!”


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Ah, “Marvel Pop Art” - those were the days (before I was born).  Badass variant! 
herofetish:
emonerdcorp:
nickmaynard:
more tim daniel variant cover excellence. [via]
Ah, “Marvel Pop Art” - those were the days (before I was born). Badass variant!

herofetish:

emonerdcorp:

nickmaynard:

more tim daniel variant cover excellence. [via]


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Volstagg: “In Asgard, we doth call it a ‘Royale With Cheese’.”

Volstagg: “In Asgard, we doth call it a ‘Royale With Cheese’.”


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Forget the Rainbow Bridge - Volstagg doth crave the foodstuff of the Golden Arches!


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Volstagg: Norse-torious B.I.G.

Volstagg: Norse-torious B.I.G.


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I realize that any pretense at a cohesive continuity tying together the many events Marvel is juggling flew out the window the week Steve Rogers showed up as an established character in 3 separate high-profile books.

But am I missing something or is it kind of odd that in Fall of the Hulks: Gamma, the aforementioned Rogers, the fugitive Avengers, and Bruce Banner - all of whom rank very high on Lord Osborn’s s**t list - get to walk around Washington government and military installations very publicly, and unmolested by the bazillions of military personnel of every branch and stripe they’re surrounded by, when they’re still the world’s most wanted? Or have we already skipped past Siege, the way we skipped past Rebirth?

If publishers aren’t gonna follow their own events, it seems unfair of them to expect consumers to shell out increasingly high cover prices to do so.


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