Kitty Pryde: Back with a bullet! The Cat comes back in Uncanny X-Men No. 522, and my life is complete again. I will try to focus on how happy I am that one of the most beloved mutants of all time has returned, and not on what awful things she must have done to survive all these months trapped in a flying bullet. I mean, you know she must have been drinking her own pee, right? I hope there’s another explanation, like she developed a secondary mutation that kept her from dying of dehydration - but something tells me there was some pee-drinking going on in that big ol’ bullet. Hey, my kitty eats his own throw-up!

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Oh-kay, well I’m going to get right off of this increasingly disturbing train of thought, and start counting the days ‘till my first ever fictional crush returns to the comics stand!