
toxic-chocolate:
Quick, someone throw acid in my eyes!!!(via rabbithugs)
THERE WAS A REASON I STOPPED MYSELF POSTING

toxic-chocolate:
Quick, someone throw acid in my eyes!!!(via rabbithugs)
THERE WAS A REASON I STOPPED MYSELF POSTING
“What the -? Knock it off! Doom does not swing that way!
Doom is flattered, perhaps even a bit curious - but I’m too busy plotting world domination and nursing a crazy grudge on my old college roommate to explore my sexual orientation. Also, if I’m being totally honest, once you saw what was under this mask you’d go straight.”
Caution: engaging in pissing contests while wearing battle armor poses risk of electric shock.
This is especially dangerous if you have a robot heart running Windows ‘97 or below, or if you have a crackne-scarred explosion face.