
toxic-chocolate:
Quick, someone throw acid in my eyes!!!(via rabbithugs)
THERE WAS A REASON I STOPPED MYSELF POSTING

toxic-chocolate:
Quick, someone throw acid in my eyes!!!(via rabbithugs)
THERE WAS A REASON I STOPPED MYSELF POSTING
Look at me, I’m Aquaman! “Curse you surface dwellers, you left your junk in my lake!”
No wait, I’m Namor! “Curse you surface dwellers, you left your junk in my lake!”
All this self-congratulatory Golden Age nostalgia that’s been coming our way from Marvel for the past year or so - it’s a bit ostentatious. And the House of Ideas (well, now the House of Mouse) didn’t always reflect on the early days of characters like Namor and the original Human Torch with such reverence - check out how they presented reprints of their earliest exploits back in the day, like this one from 1966’s Marvel Super Heroes Special No. 1.
Namor is a dick: Exhibit B
Wotta diplomat! Shoot first, ask questions later - that’s how we kick it in the ATL (Atlantis)!
What’s he gonna do next - buy a comics company, and before the ink is dry sic a bunch of lawyers on the heirs of the greatest creator in history to “take back” rights to characters he had no hand in creating? Now that would be a dick move.
Namor is a dick: Exhibit A
How would he like it if I got stung by a jellyfish and retaliated by strangling a striped bass?
Vampires, werewolves - I wonder if the lass might find fish-guys attractive? “Team Namor” - yes, I like the sound of that!