The Chive's Star Wars Girl Revealed [Not Especially SFW]


Internet photo hotspot The Chive recently made Star Wars fans drool with pictures of an especially attractive and scantily-dressed aficionado of SW books (and Wolverine statues) in a shoot that included this:
And this:
And just when you thought it was safe to think about Boba Fett while wearing tight pants, the Empire Struck Back with another batch of photos.
And like Star Wars itself, she returned to the site to complete the trilogy. And after a few more anonymous-but-sexy Star Wars-themed pics...
... she stands before us, revealed. I know, you thought it was gonna be a messed-up David Prowse face, right?
Waitasec, that looks the a photo of an aspiring model! But that's impossible! we all know that women love to get into insane shape so that they can lie around reading Star Wars comics, and posting pictures of it on the Net, because that's just how much they love Star Wars!
See? She's a gamer, too. You're probably playing Black Ops with her at this very moment and don't even know it. Rock on, girl! And seriously, we wish you much success, be it at modeling, gaming, getting my number, whatever. You do your thang.
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