You may remember the case of Aaron Castro, the drug dealer who sold meth not to provide for his family, Breaking Bad-style, but to buy comics. i know, look at him, he seems like an upstanding guy. Who'd have thought that a guy with asymmetrical eyes would be untrustworthy?

The feds have seized Castro's comics, and will auction off his prized collection, along with a Mercedes-Benz, and Audi A8, and a Lexus G300 sometime in 2012.

So let this be a lesson to not launder money via comics - it's way easier to just buy a ton of variant covers and sell them on to suckers on eBay. But seriously, don't do that. It's a dick move.