
Ms. Marvel: The Force is nonexistent in this one!
Dark Ms. Marvel/Moonstone comments on the ridiculous premise of her own situation: that is like breaking a whole new, fifth wall!
Comic breakout trend of the year: the super-heroine camel toe. 2009 saw computer rendering and 3-D modeling advance to the point where Ms. Marvel’s personal grooming habits need no longer be left to the imagination.
Dark Ms. Marvel is a skank - Exhibit B: sucking face with Lester/Poindexter/Bullseye/Dark Hawkeye. Whatever you call him, he’s icky-pants and I bet Karla’s filling a penicillin prescription right about now.
Spider-Man cameos in Ms. Marvel, and so does Sleepy’s! Nice to know #Marvel’s getting fat mattress product placement cash in addition to our 3-4 bucks to help them through these troubled economic times.