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“Look at me, I’m talking like Linus’ mom!  No, but seriously, I’m pretty sure I’m having a stroke.”

Atom:

“Look at me, I’m talking like Linus’ mom! No, but seriously, I’m pretty sure I’m having a stroke.”


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Parallax: “Who the f**k forgot to color the cover of the frakkin’  50th issue?!?”

Parallax: “Who the f**k forgot to color the cover of the frakkin’ 50th issue?!?


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Fantastic Four No. 575: two impotence metaphors in a single panel! If I were Dale Eaglesham’s psychiatrist, I would have a field day with this one.


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Ultimate Nick Fury:

“What’d you say about my cargo pants, bitch?!”


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Words that a woman never wants to hear from a guy with brick-y boy parts.


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I tried so hard - I mean, I flew, I used super-speed - but I just couldn’t make it to the ladie’s room in time! I’m so sorry, I know this is gross and inappropriate, but it’s those damned Kryptonian frappucinos! You don’t buy ‘em, you rent ‘em!


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Willya look at that - they didn’t even try to fit his ears on the cover. They’re as far apart as his eyes are close together.

How could this guy not believe in evolution? Slap a hat on him, hand him a magnifying glass and he’s Detective Chimp!


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