“In certain circles, I actually go by the nickname ‘Mr. Gland-tastic’. You, um, probably wouldn’t be familiar with these particular circles.”
So, who’s gonna publish the comic about all the unemployed Marvel staffers?
You know, once Disney takes stock of their latest acquisition and realizes that most of Editorial has convinced themselves that Twittering all day is a full-time job?
Thank Christ Marvel spent the last week describing every single moment of this issue to every media outlet from the New York Times to Al-Jazeera to C-fucking-SPAN!
Otherwise I would have had to read the words next to the pretty pictures if I wanted to know what was going on.
Spidey: “Umm… shut up, that’s how it’s working out! Damn it, why do I always come up with snappy comebacks one minute too late?”
I must never forget the lesson Uncle Ben taught me - “If you have to scrunch, you’re not ready.”
Spidey sketch by Humberto
