The Screen Team, featuring the awesome woman-of-the-Web Katrina Hill, shows us some celebs reading for the Spider-Man reboot.

It’s very funny, but here are some sobering facts:

• This 3 minute, no-budget parody is almost certainly 10 times better than the next kajillion dollar Spidey-flick is going to be.  There’s no denying it’s better than Elektra!

• Similarly, the Screen Team has managed to do with no budget and 3 minutes what Julie Taymor, Bono and the Edge have failed to accomplish over the course of 7 months and like 100 mil: actually produce something besides gossip and rumors!

• The actors portraying the celebs are, for the most part, so very much more talented than the collosal douchebags they’re impersonating that it is just a crying shame.