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Dolph Lundgren does Elvis!

Your’re welcome.




Gosh, aren’t poorly-phrased headlines just the jinkiest?

Gosh, aren’t poorly-phrased headlines just the jinkiest?




Hank Pym: Is he ever not a dick?

Hank Pym: Is he ever not a dick?




News Update: Choose-Your-Own-Tasteless-Headline Edition

Huh-the-wha?!?  But - Goonies never say die! 


Ongoing investigation into how Corey got the money to afford drugs, or housing for that matter


Another puffy junkie below the age of 40 dies, yet blood magically continues to pump through Rush Limbaugh’s cheeseburger-and-vicodin clogged veins - see SCIENCE section 3C


Get out of my dreams, get into that hearse

News Update: Choose-Your-Own-Tasteless-Headline Edition

  • Huh-the-wha?!?  But - Goonies never say die!
  • Ongoing investigation into how Corey got the money to afford drugs, or housing for that matter
  • Another puffy junkie below the age of 40 dies, yet blood magically continues to pump through Rush Limbaugh’s cheeseburger-and-vicodin clogged veins - see SCIENCE section 3C
  • Get out of my dreams, get into that hearse



Not for nothing

But Tumblr’s bug-shit FUBAR and I cannot get any replies to my bajillions of requests for tech support. I’m 5 seconds away from setting up my own blog with rapidweaver and inviting my tumblr pals to come join me - but Tumblr’s secret weapon is it’s inability to export URLs. I have like 805 posts! I can keep the content, but they’ll all be 404 errors.

Times like this I ask myself, what would Chuck Norris do?

Probably publish all his unreplied-to tech support requests…

In true bad-ass Karate Kommando style!




Am I crazy, or has Lockjaw had some work done?

Am I crazy, or has Lockjaw had some work done?




So much more than just a Texas Ranger and Karate Kommando!  Happy birthday, Chuck Norris!

So much more than just a Texas Ranger and Karate Kommando! Happy birthday, Chuck Norris!