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Dolph Lundgren does Elvis!
Your’re welcome.
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Gosh, aren’t poorly-phrased headlines just the jinkiest?
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Hank Pym: Is he ever not a dick?
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News Update: Choose-Your-Own-Tasteless-Headline Edition
- Huh-the-wha?!? But - Goonies never say die!
- Ongoing investigation into how Corey got the money to afford drugs, or housing for that matter
- Another puffy junkie below the age of 40 dies, yet blood magically continues to pump through Rush Limbaugh’s cheeseburger-and-vicodin clogged veins - see SCIENCE section 3C
- Get out of my dreams, get into that hearse
Not for nothing
Not for nothing Not for nothing
But Tumblr’s bug-shit FUBAR and I cannot get any replies to my bajillions of requests for tech support. I’m 5 seconds away from setting up my own blog with rapidweaver and inviting my tumblr pals to come join me - but Tumblr’s secret weapon is it’s inability to export URLs. I have like 805 posts! I can keep the content, but they’ll all be 404 errors.
Times like this I ask myself, what would Chuck Norris do?
Probably publish all his unreplied-to tech support requests…
In true bad-ass Karate Kommando style!
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Am I crazy, or has Lockjaw had some work done?
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So much more than just a Texas Ranger and Karate Kommando! Happy birthday, Chuck Norris!