Lookat that - Sharon still thinks her Sunkist is like motor...
Mar 15th
See, Hulk? It doesn’t always have to be about...
Mar 15th
So, Tumblr’s iPhone app doesn’t work at all today. I’d contact tech support, if...
Mar 15th
Holy Cylon Jesus! Apparently there was a Number Four we...
Mar 15th
Sue Storm gets her super-freak on!
It seems like it would...
Mar 15th
You love sausage, but you don’t want to see how it...
Mar 15th
Spectre: “If you love it, put a ring on it!”
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Now that’s dialogue!
And to think they call Fraction...
Mar 14th
David Bowie and Billy Quizboy - separated at birth?
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This is officially my new motto, catchphrase, and - if I can...
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Well now we know where DC got the idea for Ink, and where...
Mar 14th
So say we all.
Mar 14th
Nothing unexpected about it - why do you think they call me...
Mar 13th
Happy 99th birthday to scientology douchebag L. Ron Hubbard,...
Mar 13th
There is nothing so beautiful in this world as watching the...
Mar 13th
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Yeah, go ahead, try and pretend you don’t love it.
Mar 13th
Don’t you judge me. You think Conan doesn’t wish...
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Holy shit, the news is fucking AWESOME!
Mar 12th
Crizzizzay - HeroFetish and Comics Cavern posted almost the exact same thing at almost the exact...
Mar 12th
… and totally looking like a Mad Magazine parody of...
Mar 12th
Do I make you horny? If so, please register as a sex...
Mar 12th
It’s the return of Kitty Pryde! Wait, what?
Mar 12th
You really don’t want your obstetrician to make that...
Mar 12th
I love this classic scene where Boba Fett encases Superman...
Mar 12th
A-Ventures Academy
Since my productivity is diminished while I sweat and slurp down soup (99.8 temp now - e-mail me if...
Mar 12th
Next time you’re sick and laying around I cannot...
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(Newser) – A South Korean man’s dream came true recently when he married a body pillow bearing an...
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Who the hell employs “volunteer anchormen”? And why are they surprised when they...
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She-Grulk to She-Rulk: “What are those, D-Cups? Dang,...
Mar 11th
Jesus says: this is what happens when you masturbate to...
Mar 11th
Hooo boy - do not let the Disney guys find out about the...
Mar 11th
Kitty: “No, I don’t have my face on! But hey - it would be...
Mar 11th
Hung out with British pals today - I’m so jealous of...
Mar 11th
MGMT - Kids (SoulwaX ReMix)
Mar 11th
Well, I’m goin’ to Hell - I’m well known...
Mar 11th
listening to "David Bowie - Rock & Roll...
Mar 11th
Oh, Twitter - too soon.
Mar 10th
Check out my new Twitter follower's bio
Fat Man And Author Of A Geek’s Guide To GET LAID! It’s A Book That Shows You CAN Get...
Mar 10th
The Greatest Never Ending Story Ever Told!!
debshock:
I...
Mar 10th
Are headlines always this great, and I’m just now...
Mar 10th
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Dolph Lundgren does Elvis!
Your’re welcome.
Mar 10th
Gosh, aren’t poorly-phrased headlines just the...
Mar 10th
Hank Pym: Is he ever not a dick?
Mar 10th
News Update: Choose-Your-Own-Tasteless-Headline Edition
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Mar 10th
Not for nothing
But Tumblr’s bug-shit FUBAR and I cannot get any replies to my bajillions of requests for tech...
Mar 10th
Am I crazy, or has Lockjaw had some work done?
Mar 10th
So much more than just a Texas Ranger and Karate Kommando! ...
Mar 10th
Is JFK Jr. piloting Firefox tonight? ‘Cause it will...
Mar 10th
I hate it when people say the following:
skinaybetty: Bisexuals are greedy Bisexuals can’t make up their minds Bisexuals are just...
Mar 10th
Update to my earlier thank-you post:
I remain supremely...
Mar 10th
Batman R.I.P.
Except this Batman isn’t the scourge of...
Mar 10th
On the dropping of names
Here’s the thing - I haven’t received any complaints about it, and I’ve tried...
Mar 10th
OK, I just sat through last night’s House from start...
Mar 10th
Geez, what is the deal with self-loathing gay guys named...
Mar 10th
How you say: “whomp, whomp”.
Mar 9th
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(Newser) – California serial killer Rodney Alcala charmed his way to victory on the Dating Game...
Mar 9th
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Thanks muchly to the awesome alexxrawrr and supermanblog for...
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In Russia - I mean Seaworld - Whale eats you!!
Mar 9th
Hooray for science - glow-in-the-dark toilet paper has...
Mar 9th
I want you…
To pound the crap out of each other for...
Mar 9th
I actually have no clue what we're even...
(via skinaybetty) You’re in Comics Cavern country! And seriously, your timing is amazing....
Mar 9th
Where did they find a urinary statistician? Can I get one...
Mar 9th
Office X: “Jim put my mutant in the jello...
Mar 9th
That’s right, it’s on! Who the f**k did you...
Mar 9th
Wait, wait, I’ve got it:
“Pardon me sir, do you...
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Anyone watching House tonight would totally believe that Laura Prepon really was a teenager in the...
Mar 9th
Damn - Laura Prepon’s looks hit the wall, over the speeding limit!
Mar 9th
I have a photo of Rollins strangling the shit out of this...
Mar 9th
Hear that Tumblr? Make sure to charge jackoff, I mean...
Mar 9th
Hooray, in the midst of like the worst economic period ever,...
Mar 8th
My god, you must get more sex than you know what to do with! What with knowing Terra’s real...
Mar 8th
Well someone got a nasty wedgie at school today didn’t...
Mar 8th
Just had a fire scare - carried Kitty down 8 flights of...
Mar 8th
Call me petty, but frankly I’m hurt that nobody...
Mar 8th
OMG, that is like so true! Hannah, would you please ask...
Mar 8th
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fat-Spam!
(by the way, this is a...
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Kick-Ass Red-Band trailer - now this looks a movie worthy of the book!
You won’t believe your...
Mar 8th
Nightmare: The living embodiment of mankind’s greatest...
Mar 8th
Season Five premiere episode: the Doctor gets his head stuck...
Mar 8th
“Thank you, Polygrip!”
Mar 8th
You’ve come a long way, baby!
Mar 8th
Mutants in Asgard
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listening to "Revv Me Up"
Mar 8th
Dr. Mid-Nite: How in the f**k is a blind guy able to watch...
Mar 8th
“Digital Comics Unlimited” is a decent - if...
Mar 8th
Well, thank Christ she at least wasn’t using her cel...
Mar 8th
Um, I’m gonna guess its ‘cos Superman is the...
Mar 8th
No, wait, now I’m Black Manta! “Curse you...
Mar 7th
In Russia, toilet uses you!!
Mar 7th
Time for a good old-fashioned team-up! zizzoff:
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Mar 7th
34C. Mystery solved. Now, where’d I leave the peanut...
Mar 7th
Look at me, I’m Aquaman! “Curse you surface...
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That’s right Timmy, your wish came true! It’s...
Mar 7th
J’onn J’onnz undercover as a hep cat in Cuba.
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Mar 7th
“I’m prepping the patient for surgery. An...
Mar 7th
Batman: “So at the count of three, we both jump. Got...
Mar 7th
skinaybetty:
helveticunt:
naivebones:
semeneyes:
...
Mar 7th
Oh, so just ‘cause the bear’s black, you just...
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Man, do I miss Moral Orel. Not just the show, the whole phenomenon - like, especially seeing...
Mar 7th
Finally a practical use for the speed force! This, right...
Mar 7th
If demon oral eyeball porn gets your motor runnin’,...
Mar 7th
I don’t normally speak in text-message language, but...
Mar 7th
Could it be? Did the King venture into the Comics Cavern?
...
Mar 7th
I’m already realizing that I missed a couple of peeps...
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Danzig and Shakira - two great tastes that taste great together!
Mar 7th
Actually, the most disturbing part for me is Thumper’s...
Mar 7th
“Say hello to my little friend”!
That’s...
Mar 6th
Oooh… Chatroullette FAIL.
Mar 6th
Oh sure, you’re a well-adjusted group aren’tcha?
Why,...
Mar 6th
More cool weird Chinatown graffiti. Is that Captain America...
Mar 6th
listening to "Iggy Pop - China Girl (live at...
Mar 6th
Super, another thing Corgan can bitch about. ”They...
Mar 6th
Just got my eyes examined by an optometrist in Chinatown.
...
Mar 6th
Happy birthday, Michelangelo!
Um, no, not the Ninja...
Mar 6th
I don’t know about you, but Spongebob creeps me right...
Mar 6th
Yes, I know that Follow Friday is traditionally more of a...
Mar 6th
Ladies and gentlemen, what we have right here is a Deathlok...
Mar 6th
This town needs an enema! And so does this actor!
...
Mar 5th
Wolverine’s got the claws; now, thanks to the addition...
Mar 5th
Um… yay?
Mar 5th
Geez, into creepy death-porn much?
By the way, Paladin and...
Mar 5th
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“In certain circles, I actually go by the nickname...
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The return of Bruce Wayne continues in full swing as a slightly out-of-shape Batman works his way...
Mar 5th
Yeah, that’s pretty creepy, huh? You think maybe...
Mar 5th
Recombinant DNA gives Mr. Fantastic such a science boner.
Mar 5th
El Wolverino!
Mar 5th
Krypto smells Paxil and urine.
Mar 5th
So, who’s gonna publish the comic about all the...
Mar 5th
Just when you thought BMX bikes couldn’t get any...
Mar 5th
I don’t like where this is going…
Mar 5th
Thank you Archer for justifying my love with another awesome...
Mar 5th
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Yeah, Kratos’ new Phantom of Chaos suit is pimped-out. Guess I’m pre-ordering God of...
Mar 5th
It’s Alive!!! Oh, and it’s got an erection.
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Mar 5th
“Hello, sorry to bother you at home during dinnertime,...
Mar 5th
Oh my god, they so stole that idea from the Doctor Who...
Mar 5th
Yay - new Archer episode tonight! I can’t believe I...
Mar 4th
Quite possibly the greatest single panel in comics history.
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It’s the day after new comics Wednesday, and whether you haven’t picked up your weekly...
Mar 4th
Genius! Marvel’s “Scientist Supreme”...
Mar 4th
Swell, Braniac 5 is going back to the past to save the...
Mar 4th
Buffy: Twilight’s identity revealed at last!
...
Mar 4th
“I shouldn’t even be walking right now, I pulled my...”
— Garry Shandling
— Garry Shandling
Mar 4th
Subtle.
This certainly doesn’t scream...
Mar 4th
Fall of the Hulks begins! Granted, this may be a bit less...
Mar 4th
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“OK, here’s the pitch - Jurassic Park meets Boogie Nights! We’re sitting on a...
Mar 4th
I sometimes wish I didn’t have my avatar/gravatar...
Mar 4th
And the Bronze Medal for figure skating goes to the...
Mar 4th
Wowsers. Next time your co-worker threatens to start taking...
Mar 4th
Thank Christ Marvel spent the last week describing every...
Mar 4th
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pigtailsandcombatboots:
This was just on “Millennium” and I will always associate it with Emma...
Mar 4th
Made up for lost eating time - too much, too fast! I feel...
Mar 4th
Holy crap I just realized that I haven’t eaten all day...
Mar 4th
♫ We both are so excited ‘cause we’re -...
Mar 3rd
Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when...
Mar 3rd
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My...”
— Megan Fox, Harper’s...
— Megan Fox, Harper’s...
Mar 3rd
Perry White won the Texas Governor Primary?
Looks like he...
Mar 3rd
Doctor’s notes:
When Calvin first came to our...
Mar 3rd
Weekly World News: the comic - just - just so awesome. Bat...
Mar 3rd
Guess who’s headed to D.C. for a same-sex wedding!
...
Mar 3rd
No, really - thank you.
Mar 3rd
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Because you demanded it (you know who you are) - Comics Cavern is proud (?) to present - Dinosaur...
Mar 3rd
Stark-Raven sexay! (via comicscorner)
Mar 3rd
“Become a digital forensic analyst”, the ad...
Mar 3rd
I really hope I’m that sexy when I walk around...
Mar 3rd
I come to USA, where they love the Batman! I put...
Mar 3rd
Un.be.lievable.
“Too unprofessional to learn your...
Mar 3rd
Harley Quinn is lucky she’s a hot chick. Regis Philbin...
Mar 2nd
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I’m the goddamn Matban!
Mar 2nd
Those of you who will join me on this suicide mission to...
Mar 2nd
I’m very troubled by the fact that this gives me an...
Mar 2nd
Contrary to what vertical-hair Morrissey will tell you, most...
Mar 2nd
“OK, seriously - if you took a rotting corpse,...
Mar 2nd
listening to "Lou Reed - Sweet Jane"
Mar 2nd
debshock:
Is it really Dr. Seuss’ birthday today?
It is...
Mar 2nd
Namor’s bringin’ back teh sexy!
Mar 2nd
“What the -? Knock it off! Doom does not swing that...
Mar 2nd
listening to "The Venture Bros...
Mar 2nd
Wow, who knew Shmoo had a skeleton?
debshock:
LOOK AT...
Mar 2nd
debshock:
come to mama my beautiful rapid release Tylenol...
Mar 2nd
Tumblretiquette:
Tumblrists who “like” every single goddamn one of my posts when...
Mar 2nd
listening to "The Who - Young Man Blues (Live...
Mar 2nd
Huh. ”What If”. What if Jeph Loeb was off his...
Mar 2nd
Vanisher and Elixir share a Han Solo/Princess Leia moment.
Mar 1st
Dooku say RELAX (via sexual)
Mar 1st
Fathers, lock up your daughters - Cthulhu’s hitting...
Mar 1st
Can I just tell you how awkward it is when I have a...
Mar 1st
That’s right, giant mechazoids are permitted to stand...
Mar 1st
Oh ye gods, it’s MODOK the Giant! discodazzler:
...
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